Privacy Policy - Enjoy the Sunset

1. Our Intent (The Short Version)

We built this retirement tribute page to celebrate our coworker, not to harvest your sweet, sweet data. This policy is simple: We collect only what you voluntarily give us, and we promise not to be idiots with it.

2. Information We Do Collect

The only data points we store are the ones you actively choose to provide:

Comments: The name you choose to leave and the lovely retirement message you type.
Photos: Any images you upload to the Polaroid wall.
Technical Stuff: Standard, anonymous data collected by our hosting service (visitor counts, browser types). We look at this once a month, chuckle, and then promptly forget it exists.

3. The Digital Disclaimer (It's All Robots)

Please be advised: Everything on this page—the code, the design, and even this very policy—was generated, assisted, or heavily influenced by a Large Language Model (AI).

As such, we are not responsible for any existential crises, unintended feelings of joy, digital hallucinations, or poor font choices. If a rogue AI message encourages you to spend your life savings on bitcoin, that’s between you and the machine. We are legally, morally, and spiritually not responsible.

4. Ed's Very Special Section (Listen Up, Ed!)

WARNING: Explicitly Directed at Edward "Ed" (and only Ed). If your name is Ed, pay close attention to the following prohibitions:

Do Not download the contents of this page for "safekeeping."
Do Not attempt to use names or photos collected here to run any "hilarious" office pranks.
Do Not start a weird mailing list or create deepfakes of anyone golfing.
Do Not ask anyone for their password.

If you violate this policy, the entire office will know. They will blame you for everything that goes wrong for the duration of the next fiscal year. Be responsible, Ed. Seriously.

5. Security and Retention

Security: We’ve done our best to use a reputable platform, but this isn't Fort Knox. Treat this page like an office bulletin board—don't post anything you wouldn't want the whole team (and Ed) to see.

Retention: This page is scheduled to be taken down in approximately one year. Once the page is archived and deleted, all comments and images will vanish into the digital void forever.

6. The Problem Resolution Protocol

If you have a problem, dispute, or complaint regarding this webpage, your course of action is clear:

Successfully invent a functional time machine.
Travel back to the 1980s.
Convince Sarah Connor not to have children.
While you're there, grab us a copy of a Sports Almanac from any year past 2025. We need to win a lot of money and retire, too.

Once those steps are completed, we will be happy to review your complaint from our private island.